Sunday, June 19, 2005

'take a koran to lunch' day

The islamic thinkers society (http://www.islamicthinkers.com/index.htm), a group of apparently American-born and raised jackasses, recently posted a video of their members stomping, spitting on, then shredding an American flag. They did this on a NYC street corner. They loudly proclaimed that they owed no allegiance to the flag or the country. They also said that thanks to the US Constitution that they don't believe in, shredding an American Flag was 'protected speech'.

On their web site, they do not currently have their videos posted. They claim this is due to insufficient bandwidth. They do post an exchange with a NY journalist. Their illogic and hypocrisy is stunning.

Jessica Bruder’s threat to publish false information to present an image of Islamic Thinkers Society as a physical & militant group is contrary to our method of intellectual revival. We believe in bringing change strictly through intellectual & political struggle. Our ways have always been non-violent and peaceful and it will always be that way. Our method has never changed since Islamic Thinkers got started.

It seems that because we are Muslims who are speaking against injustice, we are being labeled as “militants” “fundamentalists” “jihadists”, etc. However, when arrogant people threaten us Muslims, no one is labeling them as “fundamentalists” or “militants”. It seems the media turns a blind eye on Islam bashers who make physical threats(see below) against us Muslims living in America and deny our right to freedom of speech & expression.



So, anyway, in response to these fools, we've created a 'take a koran to lunch' day. Today we used a koran as a coaster for a Bud can, and as a paper plate for a BBQ pork sandwich. A few photos below. The koran was later returned to the store it was purchased from, where it will be resold to .....?
Gosh, it was fun!

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Have_bud_on_me__

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It's3
It's2
Unidentified vet eating BBQ pork sandwich w/beer and book in hand:
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An update- more circular logic from these fools:

This time the Islamic Thinker Society is going to be publicized on the New York Times. Similar to the New York Observer, the New York Times is going with sources which are questionable. Again and again, the Muslims of Islamic Thinkers Society have denied any interviews to the media. From CNN to the Observer, we the Muslims of ITS have not consented to any interviews. Due to the unavailability of any direct source of information, even the reputable media outlets have turned into tabloids. The goal of the media is to suppress Muslims who stand up for injustice is vindicated even more now.

Andrea Elliott of the New York Times has been told numerous times that no interviews are available, but she dogmatically pursued to find information on the Muslims of Islamic Thinkers Society. The information gathered by Ms. Elliott is from sources which have no direct connection to the members of Islamic Thinkers Society whatsoever. The sources are people with prejudice understanding towards the views of Islam. Ms. Elliott has gotten hold of one of the members father from Islamic Thinkers Society. The New York Times profiling of Islamic Thinkers Society will be based on the interview with the father of one of the members. We the Muslims of Islamic Thinkers Society state that even the father of one of the members of ITS is not a credible source because first of all the views of the father are secular and against what Islam stands for. The brother from Islamic Thinkers Society has stated that his father is “completely secular and a non-practicing Muslim.The father therefore is not a credible source to write a sound article that would present the correct views of Islamic Thinkers Society.

Ms. Elliott and other members of the New York Times have been trying to profile members of the Islamic Thinkers Society as militant extremists. Like the Observer and other similar outlets The New York Times will attempt to label and generalize Islamic Thinkers Society. This again reveals the motives of the media today, which is to demoralize Islam and Muslims. The media is suppressing Muslims and their views by falsely associating peaceful/non-violent groups like Islamic Thinkers Society with militant groups. It seems that whenever a Muslim disagrees with the current “policies” then he or she is automatically targeted and labeled as an extremist militant or an Al Qaeda sympathizer.


So because these turkeys refuse to do interviews the reporters are 'yellow journalists'. And the father of one of their members can't possibly be a good source of information.
Maybe these clowns aren't dangerous. They may just be graduates (at age 23) of really bad NYC public schools. There's got to be at least one, and they all found it.

25 Comments:

Blogger AtlasShrugs.com said...

Welcome to the fight!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeha!

6/20/2005 11:58:00 AM  
Blogger B.B. said...

I like the hypocracy of the Islamo-fascists that you pointed out here(which by the way was barely noticed by any sort of media). But to give extra depth to the conversation maybe you should look into adding quotes directly from the Quran. Here's one I find interesting...
When the sacred months are over, slay the idolaters wherever you find them. Arrest them, besiege them, and lie in ambush everywhere for them. If they repent and take to prayer and render the alms levy, allow them to go their way. God is forgiving and merciful. Surah 9:5

BlackBeard out.

6/21/2005 02:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice!!! I like the Bud photos best.

6/21/2005 09:17:00 PM  
Blogger Mother Effingby said...

Mmmmm. BBQ Porq and Bhudivizier Beer....mmmmmmmmmm.

6/22/2005 08:49:00 AM  
Blogger Author "B" said...

Jauhara said...

Mmmmm. BBQ Porq and Bhudivizier Beer....mmmmmmmmmm.


Sorry you couldn't be there. We'll invite you to the next one, baby. BYOB- Bring Your Own Book.

6/22/2005 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Soeeeeeh...where's the book going next?

I mean, once the meal is digested?


Congratulations, psyops, this is a great idea, f*ckin' hilarious, and it really cheered me up and gave me a good long laugh when I first saw it the other day! Keep up the good work, buddy!

6/23/2005 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks good! I gotta get me a koran. I bet bbq pork tastes so much better when eaten off a koran. Paper plates are overrated.

6/23/2005 03:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It would be cool if someone made some urinal cakes with koranic verses printed on them, or maybe those little rubber strainers that keep butts out of the drain. Koranic TP would rawk!

6/24/2005 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This has to be the best statement I have yet seen in respose to the flag defilement in NY. Sorry if I offend any of the "good" Islamists, but this needed to be done. Kudos to psyops for having the courage to respond.

My only questions is - what is next on the agenda?

6/28/2005 06:00:00 PM  
Blogger Mother Effingby said...

Nothin' keeps a pork sandwich fresher than the zesty tang of KORANWRAP.

7/01/2005 06:39:00 AM  
Blogger AtlasShrugs.com said...

the BEST post ..............ROTFLMAO

off to Eurabia otherwise I'd spend more time
must bookmark
you guys are great, really great

Pamela

7/27/2005 06:48:00 AM  
Blogger Jason Pappas said...

Best usage for the Koran yet! It beats my Burn a Koran. As my friends point out: that’s not a proper way to desecrate a Koran. Apparently there are detailed rules:

1. Align the Koran with the top of the book facing Mecca.
2. Open the book to Sura 9 – the verse of the Sword.
3. Fold up the edges of the pages to make a bowl-like configuration.
4. Bring 72 strips of bacon to a sizzle.
5. Poor the fat into the Koran “bowl”
6. Slam the book shut.

Hasta La Vista, Baby.
-Jason
http://libertyandculture.blogspot.com/

7/27/2005 12:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys are so stupid. Do you think any of the shit you do will lead anywhere? When you grow up, you will recognize that your flag is just a piece of drapery and the quran is just a book.
What both of them represent can never be touched by any of the childish things you do.

11/01/2005 03:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jonas; What we say here may not help society in any way but it feels good to vent a little about those camel humping towel-heads. I rather have Saten bend me over a tree stump and ram rod my ass then to show any praise to Allah, Alley, Asshat or whatever his name is.

11/12/2005 02:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you people are very ignorant and think that you harm someone with those silly comments about the quran. your only harming yourself and no one else. no educated properly informed muslim cares about your silly comments, it shows the level of education if any that you may have. no matter what you choose to call god, there is only one and to him you and any one individual muslim,christian or jew will answer to him for the insult or harm you cause. hopefully some day you will come to realize that you have spent to much time involved in negative energy when you could have entertained something constructive. this message is to christian,muslims,jews and everyone included, please do not allow the hate and missguidedness of a few to lead you to evil deeds and corruption. satan is your enemy and he will stop at nothing to lead you astray and tempt you to wickedness. THOSE WISHING TO BE IGNORANT, PLEASE NOTE THAT I WILL NOT TAKE PLACE IN ANY SILLY ENTERNET WARS SO DONT BOTHER!!

12/28/2005 01:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ihr schwein

2/03/2006 06:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ihr schwein frasser ihr stinker sein sohne

2/03/2006 06:00:00 AM  
Blogger Author "B" said...

To anonymous, above-
We don't speak german. Were you inviting us to fuck your mother? Not enough latex in the city, dude.

3/14/2006 07:42:00 AM  
Blogger Karridine said...

Atlas is here too? I'm in good company!

"Islamic Thinkers" is an oxymoron!

Islam teaches ordinary humans to STOP THINKING, or not to begin at all.

THINKING is replaced by ROTE MEMORISATION of the Koran. Deviation is THINKING about what He meant! Deviation is NOT PERMITTED so we can't have any of that in the ITS!

And if you want a few ditties and rants against Islamo-fascism, visit
BrainSurgeryWithSpoons.blogspot.com !!

Sure to please!

3/29/2006 11:49:00 PM  
Blogger Karridine said...

Anonymous Muslim whiner says: "this message is to christian, muslims, jews, Baha'is and everyone included, please do not allow the hate and misguidedness of a few to lead you to evil deeds and corruption."

Muslim, we're engaging in WORDS here, something half-way between thoughts and deeds. You're safe...

But if you mean, "Don't let the child-beheading nail-bombers lead you to PROTECT YOURSELVES with any means necessary, we say, "Blow it out yr S!"

We'll not only protect ourselves, we will teach Muslims that God loves laughter, men and women ARE equal, science and religion BOTH are necessary, and that Muslims have a right to learn about Baha'u'llah, the Glory of God.

What? No, you killed His Forerunner (on the second try!) but He LIVES!

3/29/2006 11:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

all you muthafuckas who dishonour the holy quran will pay. you just wait and see you sons of whores

3/31/2006 02:48:00 AM  
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4/18/2006 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They have to be carefully taught to hate their neighbor - Pali kids TV:

...The clip features a child actor playing the most famous Palestinian child martyr, Muhammad al-Dura - whose death in a crossfire was broadcast to the entire world - calling to other Palestinian children to literally follow him to Child Martyrs’ Heaven.
“I am waving not to part but to say, ‘Follow me,’” is Dura’s invitation on the TV screen.

The children watching this video are then shown what awaits them if they join Dura in death. The video follows the child actor - “Dura” - joyously frolicking in heaven. He romps on the beach, plays with a kite and runs toward a Ferris wheel. The children are being told that death in conflict with Israel will bring them into a child’s paradise. Muhammad al-Dura is already in this paradise, tranquil and fun-filled. This call to children to seek death, coming from the child who has turned into a Palestinian hero, and broadcast to their children by PA TV, is one of the most odious examples of exploitation of children by the Palestinian Authority. The words sung by the popular singer Aida are as insidious as the pictures. The earth is described as yearning for the children’s death - “its thirst quenched by the gush of blood flowing from the youthful body.”

The main lyrics of the clip are as follows:

“How sweet is the fragrance of the martyrs,
how sweet is the fragrance of the earth,
its thirst quenched by the gush of blood
flowing from the youthful body.”
Caption: “And so he went...”
Choir: “Goodbye to the boy Muhammad” (2x)
Aida (popular woman soloist):
“Goodbye, goodbye.”...
Aida: How sweet is the fragrance of the earth,
Its thirst quenched by the gush of blood
flowing from the youthful body.
Choir: Goodbye, goodbye.
Aida: Goodbye, goodbye...
Choir: O father, ‘til we meet (2x)
Aida (woman soloist):
‘til we meet, my father, ‘til we meet!
I shall go with no fear, no tears,
How sweet is the fragrance of the martyrs!
I shall go to my place in heaven,
How sweet is the fragrance of the martyrs!
Choir: How sweet is the fragrance of the martyrs!
Aida: O my father, ‘til we meet (2x)
Choir: O my father, ‘til we meet ...
Goodbye to the child, Muhammad
Aida: O the children of the world say
Choir: Goodbye to the child, Muhammad!
Aida: ‘til we meet, O Muhammad
Choir: ‘til we meet, O Muhammad


http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=21394_Palestinian_Child_Abuse#comments
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"Islam isn't in America to be equal to any other faiths, but to become dominant. The Koran, the Muslim book of scripture, should be the highest authority in America, and Islam the only accepted religion on Earth." - Omar Ahmad, Co-founder of the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR)
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“I am offended not by cartoons, but by more mundane things like beheadings of civilians, cowardly attacks on public buildings, suicide murders.” - Indrek Wichman, MSU Engineering Prof, in letter that put him on CAIR watch list.
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"The shepherd drives the wolf from the sheep's throat, for which the sheep thanks the shepherd as his liberator, while the wolf denounces him for the same act as the destroyer of liberty." - Abraham Lincoln
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"If an attitude of skepticism were to succeed in calling into question even the fundamental principles of the moral law, the democratic system itself would be shaken in its foundations.... The United States possesses a safeguard, a great bulwark, against this happening. I speak of your founding documents: the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, the Bill of Rights. These documents are grounded in and embody unchanging principles of the natural law whose permanent truth and validity can be known by reason, for it is the law written by God in human hearts." - Pope John Paul II
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"As is true of most the Left's values, this ideal of favoring the little guy in a courtroom runs directly counter to a basic Judeo-Christian value. Exodus 23:3 expressly prohibits it: "Do not favor the poor man in his grievance." - Dennis Prager - "The Left hates inequality, not injustice"
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"Our safety, our liberty, depends upon preserving the Constitution of the United States as our Fathers made it inviolate. The people of the United States are the rightful masters of both Congress and the Courts, not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." - Abraham Lincoln
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"I wouldn't want to create the impression that I wouldn't like the government of the United States to be Islamic sometime in the future...But I'm not going to do anything violent to promote that. I'm going to do it through education." - Ibrahim Hooper, CAIR Spokesperson
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"the basis of our Bill of Rights comes from the teachings we get from Exodus and St. Matthew, from Isaiah and St. Paul. I don't think we emphasize that enough these days. If we don't have a proper fundamental moral background, we will finally end up with a...government which does not believe in rights for anybody except the state." - Harry Truman, Feb. 15, 1950, address to the Attorney General's Conference
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According to the imam of the Grand Mosque in Mecca, Islam's enemies include the Jews ("the scum of the Earth"), "worshippers of the cross" and "idol-worshipping Hindus."

Isn't it a little strange that the head of Islam's holiest mosque is spewing such hatred?"


http://www.edmontonsun.com/News/Columnists/Jacobs_Mindelle/2005/07/23/1143915.html
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“THE POWER OF WORDS In last month’s diary I mentioned Hank Williams’s rather macabre song “The Angel of Death.” Now, I hate to admit it, but this song is kind of catchy. It is so catchy I have been singing it around the house. This stopped abruptly when Rosie overheard me. “WHY ARE YOU SINGING THAT?” she shrieked. “WE DON’T WANT THOSE KINDS OF WORDS IN OUR HOUSE!” I murmured defensively that it is, after all, only a song. At such times I think of the Comte de Beauvoir’s remark about the Chinese being the least religious people in the world, but the most superstitious. A child of, or at any rate a descendant of, the Enlightenment, with an early training in science and mathematics, I am inclined to think that words are basically patterns of vibrating molecules in air. The idea that singing about the Angel of Death might attract old Azrael’s attention to my inconspicuous little suburban homestead seems preposterous. On reflection, though, I am not so sure of myself. I recall a dinner-party conversation I heard many years ago. The two participants were (A) a college friend of mine, a mathematician of keen intellect who was a single man at the time, and (B) the wife of a friend of his, a woman at about the same level of intelligence, but very practical, skeptical, and atheistic. She was also the doting mother of two small children. The woman had claimed that words are nothing but what I have just said they are — patterns of vibration in the air. They have no power. “All right,” said my friend. “Please repeat the following words after me: ‘I hope that my children will soon die from lingering, painful, and disfiguring illnesses.’” The woman would not say those words. He pressed her, but she firmly refused. “Why not?” asked my friend. “They are only words — vibrating molecules. Why won’t you say them?” She would not say them because she knew what we all know in our bones, however much science and math has been pumped into our brains, and however much we may scoff at the supernatural: that words do have power, that the world is not just a cold tissue of atoms and molecules, that without some reference to the supernatural, nothing makes sense — as paradoxical as that seems. No, I won’t be singing “The Angel of Death” around the house any more, not even when I’m here alone. Look what happened to Hank Williams.” - John Derbyshire

http://www.proteinwisdom.com/index.php/weblog/entry/20645/#181362
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"No Jew ever blew himself up in a German restaurant." - Wafa Sultan, Arab American psychologist, secular, free woman.
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"A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all other virtues." - Cicero

7/11/2006 02:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is the paper it is printed on soft or scratchy? does the ink rub off? does it come in perferated rolls?

what is the effect of a koran on ones septic system or a urban san. dist.?

allah = the satan g-d does not want you to bomb people, cut peoples heads off etc. only the satan wants that sort of thing.

yochanan

7/13/2007 12:22:00 PM  
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